rule

bite your
tongue
instead of telling your new friend
that she should think twice
before having another baby.
and don't raise your eyebrows
or sigh that exasperated sigh
to dramatize
the fact that the third is
really hard.
because she
may
or
may not
be four months
pregnant
with her third baby
already.

how embarrassing.
perhaps it's high time i
shut up
about it.

jeans

what the heck?
really? high waist jeans.
did you see this ad on facebook?
i thought it was a joke of some sort.
so i clicked on it.
and for a whopping $78
{not to mention s&h and tax}
you can look lame.
they had to pose this girl all stretched out
and sexy looking.
cuz if she actually was standing normal
and everyday-like
she would look
really
really
bad.
reminds me of this awesome skit
from snl:



yes, i'm posting about jeans.

it's so much easier
than going through over 3,000 pictures
from my two week vacation,
organizing, editing
and then posting about it.
or posting about my birthday party.
{that was two months ago}
not to mention my laptop broke.
and we're buying a house.
and i still feel like i'm drowning
with three kids.
ya. someday i'll catch up on life.
just don't abandon me.